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United Parents of Pandemonium – Summer Camping Comfort Colors Crewneck

United Parents of Pandemonium – Summer Camping Comfort Colors Crewneck

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Because raising kids in the wild (literally) deserves a uniform.

🔥 Front Design: Emblazoned with the phrase “United Parents of Pandemonium” circling a rustic campfire, this crewneck captures the beautifully chaotic spirit of family camping. Tucked underneath: “Summer Camping 2025”—your official stamp of survival.

🏕️ Built for Campfire Nights & Chaos Control: Whether you're dodging marshmallow mishaps or corralling kids at the campsite, this ultra-comfy crewneck is the perfect blend of warmth, humor, and “we’ve got this.”

👕 Premium Comfort: Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this Comfort Colors crewneck offers that lived-in feel from the first wear, with a relaxed fit and cozy softness that’s ideal for crisp mountain mornings or late-night ghost stories.

Parenting in the wilderness isn't easy—but at least you’ll look good doing it.

Wear the chaos. Celebrate the adventure.

• 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester
• Garment-dyed 3-end fleece with a 100% cotton face
• Fabric weight: 9.5 oz./yd.² (322 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 30 singles
• Relaxed fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar, cuffs, and waistband
• Forward-rolled shoulder
• Twill tape on the inside of the back neck
• Twill label
• The fabric of this product is OEKO-TEX Standard 100-certified

Disclaimer: This sweatshirt undergoes garment-dyeing and softening processes, which may cause slight color variations.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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